Posted by: npl2us May 24, 2007
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Death and Birth of npl2us.
npl2us - I guess it's already time to go home for you and perhaps you are one selfish person out here. *Kaam sakey pachi khurukka ghar jaaney* said Flipty in the parade field. It was not an email. Nor it was in jest. It was in the middle of the parade field in front of all Nautankies. She sounded so serious while she said what she had to say. Two fire balls, coming out of her anger at npl2us for leaving the parade field early, from her nose was so forceful that traveled at the speed of 22wps and hit npl2us's nepto nose making it chyapto from nepto, while he was on his way back to gharr. Fire balls gave him a second degree burn. He was in critical condition at Nautanki Medical Center surrounded by his well wishers. Dr. Jyotshna was in charge to monitor his health and assistant Dr. Manvi with a mungro next to her, for her own reasons, was monitoring his brain activity. The newly invented cool device at NL - "Dimagi Halchal Nirikchyan Yantra" read and printed what was going on in comatosed npl2us's mind. Which showed very absurd firing of neurons, resulting the Romantometer to deflect in all kinda ways: Nepflection, CHflection, and Camoflection.
From Dimagi Halchal Nirikchyan Yantra:
Me Selfish? deflection here was Neplection. All of a sudden it reads:
आँखा जुधाएर हेर्न डरए
लुकी लुकी हेर्दा तिमीलाई
मैले मन पराए।
deflection showed higher Camoflection.
I know you like me too and you want to talk to me just like I do - CHflection) but me selfish? - Nepflection. Do you remember? I am the one who said first to attack Mogamboland to rescue you girls from Mogambo.- CHflection. And, how could you forget the way i treated fokas at your paitala after you dancing for life? (higher CHflection but did not make it to Camoflection range.)All of a sudden it read:
कभी कभी मेरे दील् मै
खयाल् आत ह
(Nepflection) And you know what? I was about to tell you how much I care for you at CNC Jugnaath Pooja, but you got hurt and after your recovery you had "so called" Romantic Date with that dork! (varieties of deflection at the same time) What a kick that was, he he he! I was happy as a child to see him sentiflat on the ground. (No deflection at all). but me selfish? how couldya? how couldya? how? how? how? (Nepflection)You are my left ventricle of my heart that pumps the oxygenated blood to my entire body. (no deflection because Romantometers are not designed to understand saahityas)
All of a sudden it read: Jyotika is that you? Still falling for Captain? No? That's good! I will see you there hai ta! may be we can make something happen ni hoina? ha ha ha!
ElectroCardioGraph, next to asst. Dr. Mavi's desk, drew a horizontal straight line confirming the death of good ole pal npl2us of Nautankiland. They cremated him at Nautankighat at Nautanki Nadi.
Camo's divya dhristy has confirmed that npl2us has born as npl2us in the new parade field.
In Jest! All In Nautanki Spirit!<
npl2us - I guess it's already time to go home for you and perhaps you are one selfish person out here. *Kaam sakey pachi khurukka ghar jaaney* said Flipty in the parade field. It was not an email. Nor it was in jest. It was in the middle of the parade field in front of all Nautankies. She sounded so serious while she said what she had to say. Two fire balls, coming out of her anger at npl2us for leaving the parade field early, from her nose was so forceful that traveled at the speed of 22wps and hit npl2us's nepto nose making it chyapto from nepto, while he was on his way back to gharr. Fire balls gave him a second degree burn. He was in critical condition at Nautanki Medical Center surrounded by his well wishers. Dr. Jyotshna was in charge to monitor his health and assistant Dr. Manvi with a mungro next to her, for her own reasons, was monitoring his brain activity. The newly invented cool device at NL - "Dimagi Halchal Nirikchyan Yantra" read and printed what was going on in comatosed npl2us's mind. Which showed very absurd firing of neurons, resulting the Romantometer to deflect in all kinda ways: Nepflection, CHflection, and Camoflection.
From Dimagi Halchal Nirikchyan Yantra:
Me Selfish? deflection here was Neplection. All of a sudden it reads:
आँखा जुधाएर हेर्न डरए
लुकी लुकी हेर्दा तिमीलाई
मैले मन पराए।
deflection showed higher Camoflection.
I know you like me too and you want to talk to me just like I do - CHflection) but me selfish? - Nepflection. Do you remember? I am the one who said first to attack Mogamboland to rescue you girls from Mogambo.- CHflection. And, how could you forget the way i treated fokas at your paitala after you dancing for life? (higher CHflection but did not make it to Camoflection range.)All of a sudden it read:
कभी कभी मेरे दील् मै
खयाल् आत ह
(Nepflection) And you know what? I was about to tell you how much I care for you at CNC Jugnaath Pooja, but you got hurt and after your recovery you had "so called" Romantic Date with that dork! (varieties of deflection at the same time) What a kick that was, he he he! I was happy as a child to see him sentiflat on the ground. (No deflection at all). but me selfish? how couldya? how couldya? how? how? how? (Nepflection)You are my left ventricle of my heart that pumps the oxygenated blood to my entire body. (no deflection because Romantometers are not designed to understand saahityas)
All of a sudden it read: Jyotika is that you? Still falling for Captain? No? That's good! I will see you there hai ta! may be we can make something happen ni hoina? ha ha ha!
ElectroCardioGraph, next to asst. Dr. Mavi's desk, drew a horizontal straight line confirming the death of good ole pal npl2us of Nautankiland. They cremated him at Nautankighat at Nautanki Nadi.
Camo's divya dhristy has confirmed that npl2us has born as npl2us in the new parade field.
In Jest! All In Nautanki Spirit!<