Posted by: bikasjyu May 23, 2007
WORLD CUP SUCKS!!!
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Hey, I just want you FOBS to know that soccer sucks...And I think its dumb that you call it "football"...I can just imagine all you smelly nepalese in an uproar now, saying "we use our feet so it should be called football!!"....WRONG assholles, if you use both feet (as most do in soccer) it should be called "feetball"...and TRUE FOOTBALL is american football because the kickers use one foot exclusively...so you FOBS lose that argument...
 
Anyways, back to what I was saying...soccer is such a boring sport and requires little or no skill...It is pretty much predicated on luck if a goal goes in or doesnt...I mean lets say a team dominates a game and has plenty of shots on goal but doesnt score and the other team just makes it past midfield once but scores on a busted play...Did the better team win?? Nope...Did the luckier team win??..Yep....In all the other REAL sports, there is an element of luck involved however most of the game is dependent on skill...That is why foreign nations suck at REAL sports....cause they rely to much on luck...Unfortunately, Nepal has neither skill nor luck...They are terrible at everything...I can understand them sucking at REAL sports...but I mean a game like soccer has such a broad following in that country that you expect them to produce good players or win a game on the national stage...but every Nepali soccer player or team I have seen have been awful...How can you lose 16-0 to Korea?? I mean Koreans dont even play soccer, they manufacture Hyundais...
 
In Conclusion, Soccer sucks...and you all suck too..  
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