1.Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ ------------------------------------------------------------- 2.Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- !!!!!!!!PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!