Another joke- A monkey rolls a join on a tree branch and invites his buddy lizard to smoke with him. After few drags both of them get super high. Lizard: "This is good shit, dude". Monkey: "yeah, I got good hook-ups". Lizard: "this is making me thirsty, I am gonna go get drink of water, I 'll be right back". After a little while there is no sign of the lizard. Meanwhile a huge crocodile walks up close to the tree. And the monkey goes: " Damn dude, How much water did you drink".