You'd think, he'd rescue Her, but no, he pushes her aside gently, into the bubbling slime, bends over and with much ado, rescues the chappals, triumphantly handing them over for safekeeping--broken phitas an' all! You'd think he's capsized the boat, but no, he hijacked the thread, hook, line and sinker and took a willing captive. And the the tykes break into, "Rocky mera naam, Rocky mera naam!" Hehe! It's been a pleasure, sire!