What happens when a typical Nepalese guy returns from USA ? > >> > >> a.. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. > >> > >> > >> a.. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health; > >>(proving to be very health conscious). > >> > >> > >> a.. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath. > >> > >> > >> a.. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead > >>of Seven Zero Four) > >> > >> > >> a.. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every > >>time he steps out. > >> > >> > >> a.. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in > >>Millions.(Not in Lakhs) > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but > >>deep down the heart multiplies by 70 times). > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. > >> > >> > >> a.. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several > >>times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never > >>says Zed). > >> > >> > >> a.. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, > >>says "Oh! British Style!!!!" > >> > >> > >> a.. Makes fun of Road Conditions. > >> > >> > >> a.. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag". > >> > >> > >> a.. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing > >>it for the first time. > >> > >> > >> a.. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule". > >> > >> > >> a.. Looks suspiciously towards roadside restaurants and sekuwa > >> > >> > >>Few more important stuffs > >> > >> a.. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by > >>which he traveled back, even after 4 months of arrival. > >> b.. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits, tries to roll the bag > >>on the Roads. > >>And The Ultimate One > >> > >> a.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in > >>US..."