Posted by: raazstone April 29, 2007
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It was one of those days when a guy named Sunkoshi was horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it.
She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for five minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!"
Hearing this Sunkoshi gets the room, but has nothing to fuuck. He looks outside the windows of the building and sees a pigeon sitting right beneath the window. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fuucks the living shit out of it. Satisfied, he goes home.
Next week, Sunkoshi returns to the whorehouse, with his pay cheque.
He says to the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!".
The Madame replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show, taking look at all the rooms through the keyholes and get yourself in the mood?".
Sunkoshi does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really know what they're doing huh?",
The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy fuucking a pigeon!"