THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory THE BOB DOLE VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy THE LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails your best friends about what it did). THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored THE JESSE JACKSON VIRUS - Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background and rhyming it all THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files THE PROZAC VIRUS - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Attacks only minor files THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows I dun know abt ur W/32 gifu Virus, sorry dude...i jus know abt the above viruses