ok... get out from the house... Take M9 out of town Come off Junction 99 Hang a left towards assford on the A999 for 3 or 4 miles You are now in the COUNTRY. Don’t be afraid. Stay in your car and you’ll be fine. If you see a sheep, horse or cow crossing the road – stop for it If you don’t you will lose – remember – sheep are stupid, cows are heavy and horses get scared easy After road sweeps round to the left there is a mini-roundabout. Go RIGHT towards the Petrol Station. ( There may be one mini-roundabout before this – can’t remember – the one I mean has signs for town - if in doubt stay on A9 After 500m the road sweeps round to the left – GO SLOW! At end of sweeping road is a small lane off to left signed for Dogford – take it. Admire view – now very countryish At crossroads hang a right Immediately after this ( 50m ) take the little track off to the right. Second house on right is my house – white gate. My Car should be there. Knock on Door. Introduce yourself and BE NICE.