hese are the latest jokes, SMSes and forwards that are doing the rounds. The topic? Of course Indian skipper Sourav Ganguly. Read on, and whether you agree or disagree, laugh on! Q. What's Dada's favorite English movie? A. Gone in 60 Seconds Q.What’s Dada's favorite Hindi movie? A. Aa Aab laut chalen Q. What’s Dada's favorite song? A. Ek pal ka jeena, phir to hai jana Q. What’s Dada's favourite food? A. Maggie (is done by the time he’s back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!) Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)?" A. "OTherwise, Two minutes of fun can ruin your life" Q. Dada teaching kids ABC... A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dismissed... Q. What is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings? A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds. Q. Easiest way to get Dada out? A. Just bowl to him — He will get out anyway. Q. How does Dada score a century in cricket? A. By bowling 10 overs, he will give away 100 runs. Q. Which is the best team in the world? A. India — plays with 10 people (Dada can’t bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes. Q. What should Dada do after retirement? A. Become catching coach, he offers the best catch practice in international cricket. Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his bat? A. He doesn't use it anyway. Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 minutes at the crease? A. Dada himself, if he can improve his running speed. Q.If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly? A. The hole in the wall Q. What is the height of optimism? A. Ganguly putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Ganguly? A. The walk back to the pavilion.