Okay, I got this off the internet and thought it was pretty funny and interesting. So here it is: Prison vs. Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers. Source: http://www.singlegrain.com/blog/prison-vs-work/