Breaking News--BathroomCoffee is the New Fart Champion! from our correspondent 1st April '07: BathroomCoffee becomes the first ever Nepali to win the International Fart Contest held in the U.S. Senate office, Capitol Hill, Washington D.C., USA. There were altogether 167 contestants from several different countries participating in the prestigious contest. BathroomCoffee, originally from Nepal, who participated for the first time in the competiiton, knocked out the last year's winner- Mr. Fart in the last round by a huge margin of 135 db (db stands for decibel -- unit for measuring sound). The whole Senate office building echoed with a reverberating sound that lasted for more than 10 minutes producing a 1067 db impact when BathroomCoffee farted in the last round. Apparently, the sound was also audible in the White House premises and President Bush had to order Ms. Condolezza Rice to get ready for the possible attack from Iran."I can do better than this!", says the new champion. Log on to http://www.fartchampionship.com for more details. ====================================== Now that something noteworthy has happened, this thread can rest in peace! :D LooTe