Politically Correct...! Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor. Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and sells you milk. Nazism: You have two cows; the government takes both of them and shoots you. Capitalism: You have two cows; you sell one of them and buy a bull. Bureaucracy: You have two cows; the government takes both of them, shoots one of them, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Democracy: You have two cows, and they both go on strike.