I've heard everything about australia they all wear hats and lie half naked on the beach they all surf they all drink beer when they're thirsty they all love footy ten times more than cricket if it were up to them they would call frogs - chazzwazzers they say no worries mate and good on ya mate all the time, even when they're beating the crap out of each other. they all have pet kangaroos and koala bears it is against the law not to eat bread and vegemite for breakfast.