Leading ahead or tracking back Special report on the multiple personality disorder By the staff reporter Nautankiland, 19 March. The recent research by renowned dentist turned researcher Dr. Shirish had revealed very intriguing shock over whole Nautankiland. The study revealed a shocking rate of multiple personality disorder in the Nautanki Brigade and had send a shocking aftermath which forced the Nautanki Brigade officials to declare emergency in the whole brigade. Dr. Shirish's study revealed that the Top Brass of Nautanki Brigade General Haddock is severe case of multiple personality disorder. The report further revealed that during personality disorders he tends to act as hawaldar Loote da hunk and run around singing songs dedicatiing it to Cleo hawaldarni, playing dramas all around the brigade and returns just in time to claim his famous and popular post back at brigade. When asked about the authenticity of the research, he commented that he doesn't have the abundant proofs now but he has confirmed that he will held the press conference as soon as more proofs are gathered. The Nautanki Brigade had set up another team of researchers to investigate the blames which instead of revealing the facts inside brigade, has found out shocking facts all over the Nautankiland. The research inside the nautanki brigade claimed that Dr. Shirish is no other than the personality disorder of famous Celebrity Bathroom coffee. The report further revealed, Jyotika, the long time fan of General Haddock is none other than someone inside the brigade, but the fact was put highly classified. Another shocking research also revealed that Marc Anthony is also a member of Brigade. The Brigade's newly appointed Secret Service chief Lemoney Lemon has commented that the detailed investigation is on the way and the appropriate information will be shared with the public. The Brigade has also appointed Tamang Lady as its Chief Counselor for multiple personailty disorder. The research which started as a sole passion of a renowned researcher is now becoming a major news over the country and is now becoming a war of prestige for two separate investigating researchers. Source: The Nautanki Chronicle: www.news.nautankichronicles.com/#americas/6402967.stm Hello all nautankis!! Have a good day ya all!!..:)