Highly Confidential ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Captain Haddock Nautanki Brigade Eastern Command Boston Nautankiland Subject: Notice to be present before the inquiry commission. Dear General, It has been come to out notice that the name of legendary Archibald Haddock has not been carried well by you. It has been come to our notice that: 1) You have not been drinking whiskey; to which the legend of haddock lives. 2) You have not swearing for years now:"Billions and billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!'; which a real haddock can not do without. 3) You have been in control of you temper which is not haddocky at all!! 4) Your intelligence had been seems to be skyrocketing when compared to the baseline of Legendary Haddock. And it can not be tolerated without the reason. This investigation committee has been set up to investigate the amount of damage You have put on the name of legendary haddock. You are henceforth send this notification to be present at 13:00 hr sharp at Nautanki Brigade Headquarter, Room no 420 with your explanation. Thanking you with kind regards, Co-ordinator Legend Haddock Investigation committee Nautanki Brigade Nautankiland. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello all people, Hope you all are having a nice time. On a serious note a banner has been made to put on websites if any of you own one!! If interested in putting this banner on your website please kindly contact me!! Have a good day!! :) P.S.--:O When I was made C in C!!..:O I ll fire everyone!!..:P So better not make me C in C..:P