DWI, i loved that one! "Eh baaa (shouting on top of her lungs) sahar baata dai ko chitti aako cha. jhattai aaunu jhattai! Aama :"ke lekheko cha chora le?" Ba:"khoi afu akshar chindina. Suntali la padd padd" Suntali: "Siri ba ama, sastanga dandawat. ma yaha sanchai chu. tapain haroo ni tyaha sanchai hunu huncha bhanne kamana gardachu. Aba ta chori suntali padna lekhna sakne bhai holi. Talla ghare mailo sanga paisa pathayeko chu. buji khabar garnu hola. Yes pala dashain ma pakkai pani tika thapna aaune chu. Chora thule" Ba: syabas chori!euta chithi padna das jana ko ghar chaharnu parthyo. hamle chori lai skool pathayera thulo buddhimani garechau, kaso ta thule ki aama aama: tyai ta! Suntali: la ahile lai baini ra ma khelna janchau. hid baini! (i know i missed some details there :)) ****************************** The other classic one on female education: Sani ki aama: kata jana laako sani ki ba? Ba: mukhiya ko ghar samma! Sani ki ba: gaun ghar ma khali haat jana hunna! la yo golveda lagdinus! Sani: ba ma pani jane jane! ba: pardaina pardaina! Sani: jane jane! Ba: La aa ta aa! ************** mukhiya's wife: Golveda ho? Ba: ho hajur! (goes and sits by mukhiya): ohoo! kati kaam le aais? Ba: tyo asti dekhin hajur lai binti gari rakhya thiyen! mukhiya: eh! taile kati bhaneko re? paanch saya hoina? Ba: ahile lai tyai paanch saya bhaye arko pali afnai bari ko makai bhachera tirne thiyen! Mukhiya( starts writing): la thik cha. aba gaun ghar ko kuro! euta samjhauta ta garnai paryo! Kurbane, kalo bana bana! (starts writing: music gets intense as he writes 5000 instead of 500. Kurbane brings kalo and smears it over Ba's thumbs. Sani comes running and lands behind Ba) Ba: Naghached na! (Sani starts reading the contract) Sani: Ba ba! paanch saya ki panch hajar?Tyaha ta panch hajar lekheko cha! Ba: kata? Mukhiya: Eh ho ta rahecha ni! Pakha pakha ma yeslai thik gari halchu ni! Sani: akshar ma ni 5000 lekheko cha. Mukhiya: budo bhaye pachi ankha le ni dhoka dine! ta eutai gaun ghar ko manche. samaye mai tires. ma yo chyatidinchu ni k bho ta? (tears the contract) Ba: ma iman bhako manche! latar patar jandina. sakeko ma ta tiri halchu ni sau ba! Chori lai skool pathayera maile thulo buddimani garechu kaso ta sau ba? oh darn! that became a story ;) la laterz