------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Call for the application for new semester at Nautanki Armed Forces Staff College (NAFSCOL) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Courses are offered by renowned professors from around the world and by our own commanders. The seats are limited and priority would be given to the active members of Nautanki brigade actively participating the in the operations for welfare of Nautanki Land. The layout of course will be as follows: 1)How to be an intellectual with sense of humor and attract the foreign lady secret service agents in James Bond style and rush out or counter attack without emotional attachment 007-- By General Captain Haddock. 2)How to get on nerves of calm person without extra effort so we can frame them and use them in court of law 420-- By Special Agent Hawaldar Loote. 3)How to become bandit in a day and infiltrate into insurgency groups so as to threten and disable their minor attacks 101--- By Public Liason Officer, Formerly SA Flip Flop 4)How to develop sisterhood and brotherhood and establish friendly relationship 24/7-- By Brigadier General SNDY 5)How to 'Be Positive' in Life 365-- By Hi Nanu 6)How to eat ghas paat only and be alive-- By General Captain Haddock. 7)How to act, sing and dance (optional if interested in dramas only)-- Combinely by Loote, Cleopatra and Guest Professor Marc Anthony (Secret Service Agent in disguise) 8)How to pursue bandits and not get noticed-- by Guest Professor DB Koirala. 9)How to open windows with mouse and turn emoticons opposite way around (Crash course)-- By General ThapaP 10)How to Parade with new anthem (Practical)-- By Captain Npl2US The admissions are open now. Interested candidates are requested to submit their application at the secretariat of NAFSCOL or submit the online application at http://www.nafscol.arm.nau. Thanking you with kind regards, Campus Chief NAFSCOL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hey good day ya all Nautankis!! Hope you are all having fun!! And sincere apologies if anybody get offended by things I write!! And if My apologies are not accepted give some really unique gaalis to me; then we ll have heated discussions and then we ll break each others teeth and bones and at last I will stop!!..:D Smile is better than medicines, because it doesn't cost a thing..:)