The crowd of big fat SUVs were seen moving one after other through the south side of the palace 7am in the morning(that was the only gate opened),It has been assumed that something serious is going on inside the highly fortified palace.The by standers and passerbys were blowing clouds of smoke in the foggy valley early morning as if they had any interest whats going on inside................ The closest source to paras(one of his drinking buddy) told our reporter that King is really dead due to slipping off the stairs while trying on his newly imported skating shoes. Note that He had no pervious experience on skating.The source further tells us that the king had been watching X-games(asphen Colorado) and winter olympics(last year from italy) for last few months and he started having keen interest on skating despite having a giant body bigger than the size of Michael Moore. The source further says that he had been drinking Jack Daniels(imported from Malaysia)since last night..so a drunk 300 pounder King over skating shoes couldnt balance his body(precisely he couldnt balance the center of mass-c.o.m. should always lie on the hip while skating),he fell down the stairs so hard he landed on the marble floor with his head first creating a severe concussion and losing consiousness.Immediately a guy chopping tree branches heard this big explosion and hurriedly rushed towards the sound,he unsuccessfully tried to do some CPR,but since kings' mouth was too smelly and throwing out the aroma of shell-fish sandwich he had for dinner and jackdaniels..he decided not to perform the Cpr (he had leared it while swimming in Likhu river back home),so he dialed 100(911 version)...but it was already too late before the paramedics arrived. Now Paras is apprehended by the law inforcement and charged with first degree murder for killing his dad so he could persuit his dream of being a postless,worthless(king).The tiral is set for hearing sometime next week on Maharajgunj according to our source who refused to give his name because he was not authorised to speak due to the sensitivity of the material). (This is a hypothetical version of how king would die..if he really died this is wat happened).