Little Johnny and his grandfather goes fishing. While fishing grandfather takes a cigar out and start smoking. Little Johnny: “Grandpa, grandpa, Can I also have a cigar” Grandpa: “Does your penis reach your butt hole?” Little Johnny: “No” Grandpa: “Then, no, you can’t have a cigar” At lunch time grandpa takes out a beer and drink that with his lunch. Little Johnny: “Grandpa, grandpa, Can I also have a beer” Grandpa: “Does your penis reach your butt hole?” Little Johnny: “No” Grandpa: “Then, no, you can’t have a beer” After fishing, little Johnny and Grandpa head home, on the way they stop by a gas station and buys some stuff. They also buy a scratch and win lottery; Grandpa didn’t win anything, but little Jhonny got lucky and won $10000. Grandpa: “well done little Johnny, now we are going to share that money in half and half.” Little Johnny: “Does your penis reach your butt hole?” Grandpa: “Yes, it does” Little Johnny: “Then, you can go and fu(k your self”