“Little Johnny's little Bird” Little Johnny was sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" Johnny replied, "It's my little bird!" She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. Johnny fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her. She replied, "I played with your little bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."