Posted by: sadbuttrue January 8, 2007
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Johnny Part IX
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said,
'Johnny,
do
you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if
you
don't
have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your
parents.'
As
Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees
two
greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that
it just
stops and the other one rams its head right up its ass.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to
himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your
report
done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class
and
starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from
school
when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head
right up
the other's ass.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word
'ass'
in
the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, 'Rectum? Hell, it damn
near
killed 'em.'