How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson Aig - What a hen lays Aints - He's got aints in his paints Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin Arn - Ma's tard of arnin Bag - He bagged her to marry him Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won. Bub - the light bub burned out Cheer - What you set in Crick - A small stream Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon Chiny - country over in Asia Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes Core - He got hisself a new Ford core Cyow - Animal on Farm Deppity - He helps out the shurf Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt Dainz - Satidy night social Ellum - A graceful tree Fanger - What you put your rang on Faince - Whats round the hawg lot Far - What get the brandin arn hot Furred - He got furred from his job Flar - A rose is a purdy flar Frash - Them aigs ain't frash Furiners - All non-'bamans Further - Hits ten miles further to town Grain - She was grain with envy Hail - Where bad folks go Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n Hilbilly - People in the next county Hollar - Whats between the hills Hard - Got a brend new hard hand Tar - His core blew a tar Laymun - A sour fruit Laig - Most folks have two of them Lather - What you climb up Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin Mailk - what you get from cyows Mere - What you see your self in Minners - Live bait Misrus - Married Woman Nar - Opposite of wide Nayk - Your head sets on it Nup - No Orrel - Them hinges need orrel Ormy - What the sojers go in Pank - A light red color Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow Petition - What separate the rooms Poke - A paper bag or sack Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke Salit - A green vegetable Puppet - What the preacher is in Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig Rang - You wear it on your fanger Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town Rainch - A big cow farm Rat - Do it rat now! Rench - Rench the soap yourself Roont - She plum roont her shoes Salary - A stringy vegetable Soardeens - Small canned fish Shar - A light rain Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody Pop - A soft drink Sprang - Water out'n the ground Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart Tho - Tho me the ball Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat War - A bobbed war fance Worsh - Go worsh your face Warter - What you worsh your face in Yurp - A continent overseas