10. It's call mastrubation, it's all natural. you don't have to feel guilty about it, if you do see a psychiatrist. 9. sex is private you can have as many times you like, if someone starts rumour then you have a good base to suspect the sexual orientation of that person. 8. there is no need to complain, you can get a girl, a blowdoll or even use your hand. 7. it's all about making friends of the opposite sex, if you have many you don't necessarily have to pay, it's all mutual stuff. 6. sex can be done in the early morning, in your lunch break or anywhere, you don't necessarily need sleep after sex. 5. use viagra bro, it can last for days! 4. of course you can make out in church, just don't confess to the father. 3. WHILE SLEEPING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE YOU WANT. 2. YOUR TEDDY BEAR NEVER COMPLAINS. 1. IT'S LEGAL TO HAVE SEX IN ANY POSITION IN ALL 50 STATES. ..............................grow up!