Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain. Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do. Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas? Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai. Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert: Yes Boss. Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ....... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss? Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei? Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter... Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ? Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai. Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss"..... Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap? Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung. Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!! Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela. Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajeet : Nomore !