Most of you might have already read the shayaris below more than a couple of times, but they still very much fun!! I keep getting forwarded these atleast once in every couple of months :p enjoy! Happy friday!! Arz kiya hai..... Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga... * * * * * * * Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye... * * * * * * Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo... * * * * * * * Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning... * * * * * * * * Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found! * * * * * * * * Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I dont like your face. Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space. * * * * * * * * Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down. * * * * * * * * Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female. Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail. * * * * * * * Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon. Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon. * * * * * * * * Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain, Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain. * * * * * * * Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave,i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut >Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Nepalese tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision --------------------------------------------------------------------- Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. --------------------------------------------------------------------- From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME >dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL >HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............. Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". --------------------------------------------------------------------- If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT :)