Once a Indian pandit was traveling from British airways. He called for an assistance by pressing the personal service button. No reaction. He pressed again, and no reaction. he pressed again, yet no reaction. for the forth time one waitresses came to him. Pandit: "आइ फीङ्गाड यु थ्री टाईम्स, बट यु डिड्न्ट कम " (I fingered you three times but you didn't come (Indian accent)) Waitress misunderstood the phrase "Fingered you", and to say that so loud in front of all those passengers. So she said. Waitress: "Are you sick?" Pandit: "No I am Hindu"