Now some shorts jokes Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control. ————————————————————– Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind? Husband: that you are a lesbian. ————————————————————– Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ??? Because the people started licking the wrong side! ————————————————————– Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer? Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!! ————————————————————– Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead! ————————————————————– How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn’t multiply! ————————————————————– Lady : “I want a good vibrator” Salesman: “Ma’am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall” Lady : “O.K. I’ll take that red one” Salesman: “Sorry, that’s our fire-extinguisher”; ————————————————————– A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. The mother said: “I gave birth to him - he’s mine” The father said: “I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!” ————————————————————– A girl says to her boyfriend, “One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.” The guy says ‘thanks for the warning’ ————————————————————– A Husband Was Asked: “Do you talk to your wife after sex?” He replied: “Depends, If I Can find a Phone” ————————————————————– Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!! ————————————————————– Man to wife on wedding night- “Are you sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with?’ “Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!’