Girija, Prachanda, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi are travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! Oh !! The train comes out of the tunnel.The women and Prachanda are sitting there looking perplexed. Girija is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic! and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Nepalese are all crazy after Aishwarya. Girija must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: Girija must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. Girija is thinking: Damn it. Prachanda must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Wanna guess what Prachanda was thinking???? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prachanda is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Girija again!