Resume for Nepal's leader: Name: Sarkaar Address: C/O: Parliament, New Delhi, India. Born: yes Nationality: I live in Nepal Age: old enough to take over the country Sex: yes please Education: कालो अक्षेर भैंसी बराबर Experience: Have killed in the name of peace, yet there is no Peace. Achievements: Have managed to build a palace with the government salary and open a Swiss account. and yet managed to keep the county poor as always. Future plans: sale Nepal in auction for either China or India. (Who ever offer the better amount)…… Hmm I mean better future for “My” Nepal and Nepali. Hobbies: Hindi movies, Nepali girls (I also have a sales experience in this area), जाड्, रक्सी, तुरोत्, गान्ज, चरस (Have export/ import experience in this area) जुवा Spoken languages: Nepali: हमको नेपाली धेरी राम्रो लिख पड कर्ने आउछ English: आइम भेरी गूड टू अङ्ग्रेजी स्पिकिङ्, थानकु वेरी मुछ Hindi: हमे हिन्दी बहुत अक्छी तरह्से आती है