Yo mama jokes......... :-) --- Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call. Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear 'Caution! Wide Turns!' Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money. Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle. Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole. Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.