Okey,i got this as sms joke: The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink. Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta : 'Yes, I have' Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' Santa : 'Yes, I have.' Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'