hahahaha... okey okey here is another one. Practical joke! This is a actual conversation that took place on msn this afternoon. I'm just changing names to protect privecy of people involved. Banta says: i have gastric problem santa says: you do? santa says: What are the symptoms? Do you get sour taste in your mouth? banta says: yeah..air fills up in my tummy every 2 sec.., beellly swells up and I go "BOOM" santa says: from mouth or the other end? banta says: every hole in my body including ears santa says: hahahahaha .............................................. banta says: i think i have juga in my tummy santa says: that might be possible santa says: how big? banta says: like a tapeworm santa says: as big as the paste you ate last night? banta says: where can i find deworming medicines?? santa says: tapeworm is bad you can get that from uncooked pork santa says: but I don't think it's tapework if it was tapeworm you would look like a tape right now You would lose weight like crazy. More to come... Happy Friday!