Posted by: bhusan September 19, 2006
Anyone Know how to attack this problem?
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I know exactly how to attack this problem. Before attacking the problem you have to be well prepared. Wake up early at 5am in the morning and shower in luke warm water - I'm sure you are not used to showering in cold water but for best results use cold water or water having room temperature. If you are a guy shave, and if you're girl shave your armpits. Do not eat anything solid in the morning. You can have water and tea but no milk. After waking up, you are supposed to recite the problem every 15 minutes. The next phase of the attack plan is to invite your purohit to your house. He can only be wearing a chappal and his janai needs to have been changed within the last 12 hours. He cannot have eaten any dairy or meat product within the last 24 hours and he cannot have been married or had any children in the last 10 months. Plan on the purohit being at your house at 10 am Nepali standard time. As soon as he settles in, have a female member of your household burn 50,000 incense stick on top of a rectangular space right in front of your main door or gate of size 5 feet by 5 feet soaked with fresh Gai ko gobur. If you can please verify that the Gai has not received any sperm deposits in the last 48 hours. Now you are ready for the recital in front of the purohit. Both you and the purohit sit in the rectangle and start chanting your problem which you should have memorized by now to your purohit in an inaudible voice. Chances are that the language would not be familiar to your purohit in any case if your problem is in english. If you can, do hire an interpreter to interpret your question into sanskrit. When the purohit spells out your name in sanskrit and calculates the distance between the moon and center of gravity of the cow whose gobur was used to purify the rectangular space, the stars are going to spell out the answer in morse code in the form of the blinking of the eye of the purohit. So you might as well get a morse code reader to translate the blinkings real time or you can simply videotape it and upload to youTube.com and hope that a generous morse code reader translates it to you for free. I hope this instruction will help you attack the problem. Regarding solving the problem, I will provide you instructions at a later time.
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