Understanding a Woman We need REALLY MEANS I want -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You want REALLY MEANS You need -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------