What is your best Simpsons quote?? Homer on the phone: Operator Give me the number for 911. Best Homer song "I gave my love a chicken, It had no bone" "Oh! Margi you came and found me a Turcky, in my vacation away from Worki" Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo!