azn knows how to cook?just askn!!!!!dun get sensitive re kya ;oP hehe.. anyways can u guess!u asked!so here i am *ahem*(u know once u have smthin spams do creeps in ..cant run away ke ;oP hehe) u sick of fast food re?dyam!i was gonna share smthin that is fast to make..but well since im here anyways i will go on?and on and on and on?wahahaha ;oP i dunno about u..but im sure u know how to make this too..but yeah lets go on? fried egg(s) Ingredients: -Oil -egg(s) how many.. depends on ur lobiness ;oP hehe 1-pour oil into the fryin pan(wok) any bhada!(im a novice too :oS ) and dun ask me wat oil!any oil!ur choice! 2- when the oil is hot enuf(err there are ways to check..dun ask me wat..def dun dip ur finger in it!but yeah if u got a fren who says they wanna offer their hand!u know those type of frens who always seems to have a helpin hand?who cant stop offerin?;oP hehe..u can dip their fingers and see wat is their reaction!if they scream!its hot enuf!!wahaha ;oP hehe) take the eggs(ur choice of eggs!and no!u not human eggs!that the other gender has in their ovaries :oS hehe) and break it and well pour the contents of the the egg other than the shell onto the hot oil...if u like to try smthin crusty and smthin diff..u can throw the egg shells onto the wok too..i tried ;o)..but not to me likin :oS hehe.. 3- i think one shud start prayn to the high(above)one at this step..but since im not the prayn type(no wonder everythin burns when i wait for it to be cooked?:o| :oS hehe)..well u do it if ur the type hai ;oP..just check for any change..i mean its look..smell(if u smell a burnin smell!time to take it out!!hehe)..experience helps! and oh learnt from a fren when i was young..u dun really need salt for eggs re!no wonder i add more salts (subconciously?) on other dishes(if u can call them dishes ;oP hehe)!!!im suffering from the salt deficiency due to unsalted eggs!:oS wat has my fren done to me!:O if only me other frens knew tis dark past of mine!!maybe they accepted the saltiness of the food?:o| ;oP or is it just me sweat drippin onto the food?wahahahaa duh!cookn scares me!:o| and when ur scared u sweat hoina?:oS nothin is wrong with me hoina?i mean!pls someone tell me so!!!!!:o( ;oP hehe.. anyways enjoy the fried egg(s)..or burnt?depending on how it comes out ;oP hehe..seriously without eggs..i wouldnt be here whre i am right now :oD..i mean remember those times u argued with ur mum for nothn and was so stubborn and dumb that u didnt wanna eat those tasty food she had cooked for u with love?and u went to cook eggs..tonnes of eggs?hehe and just hate them hehe..and later while eatn those eggs..u be thinkn!wtf am i doin!!such nice food for me!im eatn eggs!wat am i doin bhaney!:o| hehe oops the instructions seems too long..but trust me!its the fasted and easiest to cook!other than those "microwave the dish" u can buy from the supermarket ;oP hehe..u just have to get rid of the covers later when frens are around..and make ur kitchen a bit messy to show u been workn there ;oP hehe..and there is always instant noodles ;o)..with instructions!;oP hehe....anyways yeah me better go cook some instant noodles ;oD.. good luck with ur cookin(esp if ur cookn not just for urself ;oP).. next time if ur interested..i share the 'boiled egg(s)" recipe?if u can call that a recipe!wahahaha ;oP...but seriously how hard is it to cook hoina?throw in some eggs..and throw in all the rest watever u wanna ..and pray?its cooked and not burnt?and voila! bon appetit :oD (ps do u/we eat to live?or live to eat?hehe i think im the latter!and wat not! :o| hehe)