WHY DID CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? Isaac Newton 's Answer: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction . Shakespeare’s Answer: To cross or not to cross, that is the question. George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. Bill Gates' Answer: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken Jim Gilchrist's Answer: The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's Answer: The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr. John Kerry's Answer: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.. Colin Powell’s Answer: This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily. Bill Clinton's Answer: 1. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? 2. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. Saddam Hussein's Answer: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Martha Stewart's Answer: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. Mel Gibson's Answer: Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew?? Howard Stern's Answer: I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you. Snoop Dogg’s Answer: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'. John Lennon's Answer: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. Aristotle's Answer: 1. It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. 2. To actualize it’s potential. Karl Marx's Answer: It was a historical inevitability. Darwin's Answer: 1. It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. 2. Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. Neil Armstrong's Answer: 1. To go where no chicken has gone before. 2. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind. Albert Einstein's Answer: 1. Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? 2. Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Gandhi’s Answer: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road. Buddha's Answer: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. The Pope's Answer: That is only for God to know.