-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >PONDERISMS >I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people >die >of natural causes. >The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a >replacement. >Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. >There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. >Life is sexually transmitted. >Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. >The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. >Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you >still >can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. >Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying >of >nothing. >Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks >about seeing UFOs like they used to? >Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again >All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to >criticism. >In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is >weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. >How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a >whole >box to start a campfire? >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze >these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" >Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat >the >next thing that comes outta its butt." > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? >If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? >If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? >Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at >you, >but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? >Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? >Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? >Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? > > > > >-- > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ >The information contained in this e-mail is confidential and may be >subject to legal privilege. Access to this e-mail by anyone other than >the intended recipient is unauthorised. >If you are not the intended recipient, you must not use, copy, distribute or >disclose this e-mail or any part of its contents or take any action in >reliance on it. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify >us immediately by e-mail or telephone on 020 7930 5474. >All reasonable precautions have been taken to ensure no viruses are >present in this e-mail. >We cannot accept responsibility for loss or damage arising from the use of >this e-mail or attachments and we therefore recommend that you subject these >to your virus checking procedures prior to use. > >Insight Investment Management (Global) Limited and Insight Investment Funds Management >Limited are registered in England (nos. 00827982 and 01835691, >respectively). Registered office, 33 Old Broad Street, London EC2N >1HZ. Authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority. > >Insight Investment Management (CI) Limited is registered in Guernsey, No. 1518. Registered office 3rd Floor, Natwest House, Le Truchot, St Peter Port, Guernsey, GY1 1WD. > >All companies are part of the HBOS Group.