If Life Gives You Lemons by David Fischer If life gives you lemons, make lemonaid. If life gives you lemons, make poison. If life gives you lemons, seek vengeance. If life gives you lemons, clone them. If life gives you lemons, convert them into pure energy through nuclear fusion. If life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies. If life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends. If life gives you lemons, sell them. If life gives you lemons, bury them in your cellar. If life gives you lemons, swallow them whole. If life gives you lemons, feed them to a lion. If life gives you lemons, tease them. If life gives you lemons, kill yourself. If life gives you lemons, organize them into soviets. If life gives you lemons, go back to school. If life gives you lemons, juggle them. If life gives you lemons, run away. If life gives you lemons, throw a tantrum. If life gives you lemons, sow dissent among their leaders. If life gives you lemons, paint them. If life gives you lemons, call them funny names. If life gives you lemons, blame someone else. If life gives you lemons, extract their precious bodily fluids. If life gives you lemons, arm them. :D