Posted by: MUGcrisper August 7, 2006
Pink Ping Pong ball
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... there was this rich biatch, i mean really reach.....and he had only son. When his son was 1 yr old he bought him a "pink ping pong ball"....and his son became 2 yrs old he found out tht his son pretty much liked " pink ping pong ball" , so he bought him again. When his boy was 3 yrs old....the boy was in so much love with "pink ping pong ball" tht he demanded same thing for his b'day. Every year tht boy asked for "pink ping pong ball". Finally his son graduated from high school. His dad wanted him to buy a mustang for his b'day....so he asked him if he wanted his new car.............but the boy still wanted "pink ping pong ball". His dad was pretty worried abt his son. He went to different doctors and psychologist but no one could help him. when the boy was 24....he got married and moved away from home. For 25th b'day .....boys parents flew to florida with a surprise gift.....but the son totally refused it and again asked for "pink ping pong ball" so they got him one again. Well....all his life, 26, 27, 28. 29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49.......he only wanted "pink ping pong ball". well it was august the 7th.....his another b'day celebration, but this time his parents wanted him to come their home coz they were gettin really old and didn't wanna travel upto florida from idaho. So the boy came home......he had divorce with his wife just a day ago. Their parents had everything pink.....like his b'day cake...like floor carpet....boarder in the wall....door knobs....curtains.....couch...i mean everything pink. They already had "pink ping pong ball" for him. So party went great...and around 3:00 in the afternoon, he left home to go to wal-mart, but just before the stop light he hit the pole.....68m per hr. His dad cud hea the crash noise. So he went just to make sure it wasn't his son. After 7 minutes he was in tht spot and saw his sons car #$!%^&*(.......he hurried a little bit eventho he was pretty old.....he saw his son dying thr. Son saw his dad and tried to smile.....his dad lifted his head a little bit and was tryin to talk... his dad knew he was just about to pass away for eternity....so he asked to his son what was the reason behind asking "pink ping pong ball' throughout this whole stinkin 50 yrs....he again and again plead for the reason behind "pink ping pong ball"......so finally his son opened his eyes and looked at dad and said.........'dad the o-o-only reason...i-i-i-i-i wanted pink....p-p-ping...p-p-p-pong ball was this...ahhh i was so- so -so ////////// and he died/////////......poor dad!......he will never find out, uless you guys can help him out. kapiss !#!
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