A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine" The father said: "I put a coin in the Pepsi machine and a can comes out - the Pepsi belongs to me! Not to the machine!!" A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning' Man to wife on wedding night - "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'