Hey you! Yes I'm talking to you. The one who's reading this right now. Didn't I warn you not to read this yet you are reading it. Stop right now and close this window. You are not supposed to be reading this. Just stop it right now and close the window if you haven't already. Are you stupid or just don't want to follow directions? The topic clearly said don't read this yet you are still reading. Do you have some kind of disorder that you can't stop reading? Do you have uncontrollable urge to read? If not just stop reading now!! Just close the browser. Goddddd what do i have to do to make you stop? If I could I would slap you right now and slap you hard. Hello? Are you still reading? This is absolutely amazing I think I have just discovered a new kind of disorder. It should be called 'reading disorder' disease and I should be known as the discoverer of this disease. And yes, believe me or not you are infected deeply with that disease since you are still reading. Oh no, you are still reading! I guess it's futile to try to talk - a person with reading disorder - out of reading. Oh well what can I do I tried my best. Ok I am going to stop this now but before I go I just want you to stop reading now and not scroll down to the bottom of this page because there is nothing there. You need help!