Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SARDARJI THROWS A PIN AT YOU? A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Q: What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911? A: They can not find the eleven on the phone. Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? - A: because below 18 was not allowed !!! Q: Why do men like sardarji jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ?? A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period. Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?" What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man. sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home. A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!" P.S.: Source ..hmmm...Googled :-)>