Once a truck driver was driving on the highway. while driving,he sees a green man crying very loud. he stops his truck and goes to him and asks "why are you crying"? the green man replies " im green, im from venus,im gay and im very hungry..... the driver feels bad for him and gives him his sandwich and says..this is all i can do for you. and he goes further.... After while he sees a red man on the road crying very loud..he stops his truck goes to him And asks.. "why are you crying'? The red man replies, "im red, im from mars, im homosexual and besides that im very thirsty".....The truck driver feels bad for him and gives him his bottle of water and carries on..... After driving for while he sees again a blue man on the road....after helping two weirdos on the road,now hez kindda irritated so he stops the truck goes to him and screams..."you f****g blue gay!! what retard planet you come from and what the F**k u want from me??!! The blue man replies with his calm voice....YOUR licence and registration plzzzzz!!!!!