To answer most of the questions regarding this piece: Going back to Nepal after a long time can be very frustrating. Nothing is systematic here. Everyone here thinks I am overreacting. So I decided, the best way to tackle this is by being humorous about it. Everything I have written is 100% true, of course, there is minor exaggeration to make a point. If more people start reading and responding to this thread, I will make this a diary and share you my 32 days in Nepal. Trust me I will only tell you the truth.