Posted by: thugged out May 4, 2006
VIRGINITY--PRIDE?
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I gotta agree with timetraveller too. What I'm gonna do before I get married is to test the intactness of my hone wala's hymen just to ensure that she's not used goods, know what I mean? This is just the first stage of the test. The second stage entails shoving a coke-bottle in her chacha to ensure that it is flexible--yet firm-- enough for my gargantuan one-eyed snake. I am also gonna grab her tittays to make sure they're not silicone implants, coz if you like em fake, try one of em pornstars. Seriously, if I really wanted to find meself a non-virgin, I would subsribe to bethemask.com(check it out)--it would give me the chance of banging a pornstar(yes, nice landing strip and all that, and they're *shock* actually good in bed.).This buddy of mine is a proctologist/holistic doctor/gynecologist--all in one-- who is so damn good at spotting non-virgins just by the way they walk and sh1t. He says non-virgins have a certain swagger( he says, it resemble's G. Dubya's swagger--hmm, very interesting) when they walk--something virgins seem to lack. Also, check out what clothes she wears. If she's primarily got mini skirts in her closet and nothing else, she's more than likely a hoochie momma with a dildo hidden in her purse or something like that. Also do not hesitate to ask her this question "Do you like going to the beach?". Now why ask this question? Here's the reason: people who often head to the beach are shaved down there, and what you're doing is youre' indirectly asking her if she's shaved or not....! Think about it. It works like a charm.
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