The Hon. Rudra Prasad Ji, Dare I reply to your invitation to the wonderfully tempting date? Poetry, Cadillac (a lil pimpish- but wudda hell), diamonds (blood stone, but a girl's best friend nonetheless), your songs (swor jasto bhayey pani, thought that counts) ...what more would I wish for! However, I SNAP BACK TO REALITY.Upon your suggestion, I have decided to take your comment with a pinch (no actually-) a BAG of salt, and have come to the conclusion that your post is full of sarcasm (although I loved it, and it certainly did make me laugh a lot :)). Moreover, I feel as a true Nepalese girl, I must warn you of certain flaws I have. Earlier you wrote : "Also that shrill laughter that most Nepalis seem to have drives me wild. This must be something cultural as well. They never visit their dentists. So don't get too close to them b/c you will definitely reel with the pungent order of the nastiest halitosis you will ever come across" Firstly,I happen to love humor (South Park, The American Dad, Big Daddy, Zoolander,Austin Powers, Pink Panther, Padosan, any Hari Bansha-Madan Krishna productions , and the list goes on..) I do laugh, laugh a lot. In fact, I laugh my heart out. Therefore, you might find this trait of mine annoying as you claimed earlier. ;) Secondly, the comment about dentists caught my attention. I hate going to the dentist. Like many Nepalese in the US, my health insurance doesnt cover dental fees. Although I brush n gargle morning ang night, according to your post I think you are used to George Clooney types white pearly teeth (cleaned by the chemicals and special euipments), which I certainly dont have. I am afraid, therefore, I certainly dont fit the criteria for the honor of being your date. :(( Therefore, Rudra Ji, you might wanna take back your