Alright, here's the blueprint: 1 These are words you should use: paan, curry, dothead. Another word that really gets their goat : ganges. Now, ganges is dirty. Use that to your advantage. 2. Insult their women. I don't care if you're a girl or not. If they insult Nepali women, you insult their women as well. Use lots and lots of dirty words. The point is to get them mad. You need to remain calm. Hmm, these are all I could think of.