Posted by: n0b0dy April 18, 2006
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. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
5. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
6. Hangovers go away.
7. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
8. Beer never has a headache.
9. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
10. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
11. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
12. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
13. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
14. Beer is always wet.
15. You can have a beer in public.
16. A beer doesn't care when you come.
17. A beer is always satisfying.
18. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
19. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
20. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.